I can see...sort of.

Mutterings continued.

My trial contact lenses have arrived. I've just put them in and can see the city very clearly. The words on the monitor in front of me are a little hazy which means I need reading glasses but anything is better than bifocals. I could only read the second line on the chart through my right eye - it's deteriorated, somewhat.

Off to Retro's with my new eyes - I won't be able to read the menu but at least I can see the street signs.

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
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